Day Thirteen

They suck you in with animals wearing hats then they hit you with the religion.

angel (Oxford English Dictionary)

  • noun 1 a spiritual being believed to act as an attendant or messenger of God, conventionally represented as being of human form with wings. 2 a person of great beauty, kindness, or virtue. 3 theatrical slang a financial backer. 4 a former English coin bearing the figure of the archangel Michael killing a dragon.

angel (Fatuous English Dictionary)

  • noun 1 some ugly, flying bird that is a clear fire hazard should that naked flame come close to her acrylic nightie.

One reply on “Day Thirteen”

Q 1: No.

Q 2: Reindeer horns are made of asbestos #FACT#.

Q 3: It does seem to be. I must have upset it.

Q 4: He has been thieving from Santa’s drink cabinet. That is in fact a glace cherry stuck on his nose.

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