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Day Twentyone

After the soaring highs must come the devastating lows.

How do you follow up the majestic cock and balls from yesterday?

It’s a lantern. I’ve tried turning it upside down, squinting, doing the “hidden picture” cross-eyed look, tilting the calendar, everything but I still can’t quite get it to look like a vagina. I thought the tufts of foliage might help but it didn’t.

Stupid lamp.