Inane Banter

Office Decor Max!

I was stuck behind a van on the way home tonight, not just any van, a van working for an exciting company.


What, I wondered, was an extreme partition. I don’t recall every hearing surfers moaning, “Dude, how are we going to split the surf shack into smaller areas to, like, respect our privacy whilst having gnarly felt surfaces for calendars?”

Maybe the Hulk was setting up an I.T. company and didn’t want his office to get HULK SMASHED!

I came to the conclusion they probably built the Berlin wall, most of the Gaza strip and the “Peace Wall” that separates the Falls and Shankill Roads.