Royal Mail brightened my day today when this landed on my doorstep.
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The card and envelope came in a little plastic bag from Royal Mail apologising for the damage. The key sentence is
If you think any of the items are missing or damaged
Well Royal Mail now you come to mention it,
I THINK THE BOTTOM RIGHT HAND CORNER OF THE CARD IS MISSING YOU DOZY TWATS