Dante missed a circle of hell. This circle comprises row after row after row of desks. Each desk is home to a couple, the couple are filling in Christmas cards. Christmas cards to distant friends, people they met on holiday, the auntie who smells of wee, old bosses and the vicar they lied to when they wanted to use his church for the wedding.
There are two pens, one is an old bic with next to no ink that only works for 0.2 seconds at a time. The other is an ancient fountain pen with a nib that has a mind of it’s own.
Half the friends may have moved in the past year.
The other half have separated.
The stamps are of the old type that you have to lick.
The envelopes are all slightly too small for the cards.
Each envelope will deliver a paper cut.