Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 3

How dry do mens’ faces look? Do we look like walking sticks of desiccated coconut in clothes?

Why then do Christmas gift sets for men consist of deodorant and shower gel that would last about a month but about 12 months worth of moisturiser? You only need two of those a year and you have a surplus.

I currently have enough moisturiser backed up to rehydrate the Atacama Desert.