I really don’t know what to say about this clip from the BBC.

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I don’t know what’s more worrying, the fact the BBC wanted to film this, the fact women wanted to appear on it, the fact I’m paying my licence fee to watch this.

No I’ve decided, it’s the last woman who slushes it round a bit like she’s a wine taster and then has a second glug to be sure.

I would be quite happy to pay the licence fee if they’d somehow conned Loyd Grossman into appearing on the program. In fact I’d pay twice just to see him deliberate, cogitate and digest his way through a test-tube of man batter.