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Day Sixteen

This little mouse is covering all the Christmas bases. He’s in a Christmas boot and he’s got mistletoe. He only needs the hat and he’d be unstoppable.

I’m assuming he’s a mouse although he could be a rat or even a teddy bear with jug ears. Nobody wants an otographically challenged bear and somewhere in the dark past somebody decided that mice are cute but rats are vermin. You cause one plague and they never let you forget.

Now we’ve established that it is a mouse, I can quite safely say, that unless he pays close attention Santa is going to be picking mouse bones out of his foot this Christmas.

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Day Two

It’s a wildly different picture behind door two. OK it’s not.

It’s a teddy bear wearing the same hat minus a musical instrument. This bear doesn’t even have a musical ability. It’s a bit of a come-down from yesterday to say the least.

But look closer, the cheeks give away a tell-tale blush. What could possibly cause the bear to blush? Like anybody famous without talent I can only image it got this plum job the traditional way. I’m not even sure how considering the bear doesn’t appear to have knees with which to adopt the position.