Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 6

Day 6 and already I’m flagging, is it too soon to enter my “doing this shit” wildcard? Yes I think it is.

Today’s hate is Kinnerton. The name might not be familiar but if you have an advent calendar with chocolate ask yourself one question, is the chocolate nasty? If it isn’t you may have lucked out with a Cadbury advent. If it tastes like the brown gunk that Satan gets stuck between his hooves after a day literally punching the shit out of dead pension providers then there is a good chance it’s made by Kinnerton.

Their website claims

Established in 1978, Kinnerton Confectionery is Britain’s largest manufacturer of chocolate and novelty confectionery specialising in character licensing because kids love them!

Note the ambiguity, do the kids love the chocolate or the licensed characters? I know which way I’m voting and I don’t even know who iCarly is.

Next year I’m taking a leaf out of this book and just buying 24 different bottles of ale and shoving them in a box.