FatuousThe last one was Richard Dawkin’s empty fireplace. Jesus and Santa both think he’s a dick.
As is the advent tradition there is no advent tomorrow so all you’ll have left is a similar feeling of empty nothingness where joy should be.
Happy Christmas!
Yesterday’s tricky poser was in fact Jim’ll off of Jim’ll Fix It emerging from a bush wearing only his trademark shiny tracksuit top and a rather angry looking erection.
I’d like to point out that I’m sure Jim’ll doesn’t do this in real life but does do a lot of great work for charity. He did however not respond to my letter as a child asking to go on every rollercoaster in the country. In your face Jim’ll I’ve managed all the good ones all by myself!
Last one.
Obviously yesterday’s was Alan Sugar’s Human Centipede in which the apprentice wannabes had to survive by passing a digested emailer thing via sewn arse/lip passages.
Today’s is a celeb.
Yesterday’s was a field of fainting Gillian McKeiths. Blame I’m a celebrity. Today’s is based on another reality show and a film.
Yesterday’s picture was in fact – Boris Johnson enjoying roast peasant. No idea why but I’m sure he’d enjoy it.
Today’s is
I can’t get to the camera at the moment so you can’t see day 8. I’ll give you a few clues and see if you can guess. The name of the object can go before or after the following words.
I’ll post the image up later on. It’s so not worth this quiz and this quiz is weak. That should give you an idea of the level of poor we are talking.
Update
That’s right boys and girls, the answer was “Terry Nutkin’s missing digits.”
Ok, so it was a bell.