Inane Banter


I was in the pub last night enjoying a Christmas drink. The usual Christmas music was blaring out when suddenly a Chas and Dave Christmas mix came on. It was several carols and hymns bolted together by Chas and Dave.

Somebody somewhere must have sat down and thought, “You know these hymns and carols that have been around for generations? The problem is they are just too long and not cockney enough.”