Today’s picture acts as a handy reminder for little children.
That’s right kids, time to crank it up a notch. Parent pestering should be reaching critical mass right about now. If mommy and daddy have even one second to think about something other than Christmas in the past few days then you’ve failed.
Go remind them now.
Hang on, what are you doing reading this blog? It’s got swearing and everything!
Cunts.