Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 3
How dry do mens’ faces look? Do we look like walking sticks of desiccated coconut in clothes?
Why then do Christmas gift sets for men consist of deodorant and shower gel that would last about a month but about 12 months worth of moisturiser? You only need two of those a year and you have a surplus.
I currently have enough moisturiser backed up to rehydrate the Atacama Desert.
Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 4
I took Master Fatuous to visit Santa yesterday. The difficult part isn’t making sure the child doesn’t cry at Santa it’s the elves. Both parties are involved in a straightforward financial transaction, money for a photo with Santa and a gift. However both parties undertake this transaction desperately trying to ignore the fact that one of the parties is dressed as a fairytale elf. One stray thought and the whole process comes crashing down.
Why is it in films Santa’s elves are usually played by young boys but in shopping centres the elves are teenage girls? Come on Santa, which are you Catholic priest or Gary Glitter?
7 years ago • Advent • Tags: Advent, Christmas, Elf, Santa