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Advent

Advent 2009 – Day 23

As I dropped the kids off at the pool I noticed my wife had bought some Christmas toilet paper.

I wonder if real penguins are as soft and absorbent?

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Inane Banter

Useful Advice

This advice is for a guy who works in the same building as me but it’s useful enough that I thought I’d share in case anybody else finds themselves in a similar situation.

The door has a little metal bit on the inside.

Turning this little bit of metal clockwise has two functions.

Firstly on the outside of the door a little window goes from white to red.

Secondly it stops the door from being opened.

And that should save you having to apologise to people when you’re having a piss in a public building.