As I dropped the kids off at the pool I noticed my wife had bought some Christmas toilet paper.
I wonder if real penguins are as soft and absorbent?
As I dropped the kids off at the pool I noticed my wife had bought some Christmas toilet paper.
I wonder if real penguins are as soft and absorbent?
Oh look, it’s a penguin. Cocky little fucker isn’t even wearing the hat, he thinks he’s Christmassy enough.
Slight problem.
So Mr la-de-da look at me I’m a penguin, put the hat on or get off my advent you un-Christmassy interloper. I don’t care if you’ve got a tux on or not.