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Advent

Advent 2009 – Day 11

What is the point of mulled wine?

If I want my wine warm and smelling funny I’ll drink it straight from the tramp.

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Inane Banter

Help the Aged

You know how some celebrities and kids wear smartish jackets on top of casual gear. Jeans and a t-shirt with a nice black or brown jacket, that sort of thing.

Do you know the age where if you dress like that you cease to look trendy but in fact look like a tramp.

I’ve crossed that age as I found out when I caught a look at myself reflected in a shop window the other day.